what's worse than the mexican dining experiences in eastern washington?
the people of eastern washington!
today paulhub brings you a look into the best of the worst group on facebook: "Reopen the Yakima Valley". this is a group full of freedom loving idiots abiding in yakima, the eastern WA county that has per capita the highest rate of coronavirus cases on the west coast
we are going to start by taking a look on how the friendly folk in the yakima valley enjoy hydroxychloroquine, open carrying, hot dogs, not wearing face masks, paying for things in cash, and how they really, really, really hate the governor of WA, jay inslee.
healing crystals are sarah's preferred pain treatment
antifa possibly bussed in those kids
janet's kink is letting her bare face hang free in public
big if true, charlie. i have a buddy who died because he skipped church for 3 weeks straight too
this yakima karen is packin a glock, and she wants to meet the hispanic guy's manager
the people in Reopen the Yakima Valley dont just waste their time posting on internet forums all day - they put their hands to work making some of the finest arts and crafts east of the cascades
here we have an oil painting of donald trump looking down in satisfaction as a younger, more boyish donald trump yeets joe biden so hard that the man loses all the color out his face. perhaps he is using the five point palm exploding heart technique. it should also be noted also that this scene takes place behind a starless american flag with one stripe. i never took any art symbolism classes so the depth and meaning is lost to me, but i'm sure there is a lot here to unpack.
giving and taking knowledge is a cornerstone of Reopen the Yakima Valley. until i found this community, i never knew that credit and debit cards were such a key part of the liberal's plan to overtake american rights. so when places around town starting moving cashless, Reopen the Yakima was having none of it
just wait until pizza hut makes you pay in bitcoin
handling a credit card is literally as unhygenic as eating ass
the dopes in Reopen the Yakima Valley generally play nice, but the heat gets turned up whenever any sort of liberalism is sniffed out
pat changed her ways to support BLM after this revelation
when it comes to research and hard science, you wont find a conservative facebook group more informed than Reopen the Yakima Valley
shelley here could write the fucking encyclopedia on herpes
as we mentioned at the top, if there's one thing the people of the yakima valley hate, its WA governor jay inslee. and bill gates (but we'll get there). here are a few names that the people of the yakima know governor inslee by:
- emperor inslee
- jaydolph hitler
- herr inslee
- ineptly
- kim jong inslee
- idiot inslee
- dimslee
- insbreed
- feckless jay
- jay enslave
- dumbslee
tony i understand that you're mad, but please lets not drag the nigerians into this
timmy i understand that your're mad, but please lets not drag... ummm... tyrael from diablo 2 into this
in the end, Reopen the Yakima Valley is full of grumpy conservative types who want life to get back to how things were (whatever that entails for yakima). however, there are a few brave citizens who have taken it upon themselves to wake eastern WA up to the secrets that control their lives. today we are going to end with a knowledge bomb from jerad. if you're brave enough to read, you'll find a story with a beginning, a middle, and an end, highlighting how bill gates and jay inslee are conspiring to control out lives with vaccines and microchips. take it away jerad
Reopen the Yakima Valley gets 0 face masks out of 10.
