Aesthetic: Waiter seems like a super nice guy. He’s also wearing a uniform which places this restaurant leagues above the regular places I rate. If I were a local I’d probably come here to drink Pacifico and watch the X games. Guys behind us came here to get fucked up, so it’s got that vibe going for it too
Menu: the sporadic typos add to the authenticity. Mexican restaurants should not be run by anyone with English as their first language
Bathroom: very big for a one holer. Only one person can use this bathroom at once, but it has a his + hers sink. You can do two dudes one bathroom. There is some kind of busted soap receptacle that looks like a k-cup is supposed to go in it. No hand towels, had to use toilet paper.
Cabbage slaw offered with the salsa. Sweet refreshing slaw, not vinegary as you’d expect. “Chips could be saltier” I prefer the slaw to the salsa, which has a slight kick with the texture of Ragu. I can’t stop eating it though. There’s celery in this shit
Horchata: damn fine. Refreshing and wet
Mysteriously fast food delivery.
Super burrito: this burrito has WiFi. Very meat heavy. Tastes like a burrito from Herren, Indiana, which makes it seem less authentic?
Tacos al pastor: gorgeous. Tastes fantastic too. Real good thumbs up kinda stuff tortillas were definitely missions from la groceria
Chipotle chicken: looks like curry? Sweet and smoky, not the spiciest but a good kick. Not the biggest fan of the sweetness. This will probably look like tiki masala when it comes out of me
Chalupa salad: exactly what I was expecting, even though the order began with “what’s a chalupa”
Asada: One plate’s meat was dry and over cooked, the other was juicy. I think it wasn’t seasoned long enough though
desert: gum balls from the 25¢ dispenser. a bit stale
I walked out feeling a lot fatter. 6 pumps of soap out of 10
Sent from my iPhone
