Pre-lgaming we are trying to figure out what this places menu is like. The website has coupons and a gallery but no food list. Do I need to print this? The Airbnb doesn’t have an epson.
[Government Camp] The Taco Shoppe
[Packwood] Nachos
This places slogan “yes, we are open” brings me back to the happy memories of COVID lockdown. I roll up at 4 pm a couple Michelin ultras deep. Not even hungry but here we go.
First take is this place smells good. I locked eyes with a guy in the kitchen. Well it doesn’t smell like packwood. There’s a lot of Valentine’s Day shit up which I guess they celebrate in Mexico. There’s a lot of maps in this place
Chips and salsa have a garlic kick. Pretty good. Chips are probably Juanita’s but at least they microwaved them. I like the number of specific digits on the menu prices. Queso dip does not give me joy. This is some fuckin jar queso. I can’t remember the brand but it’s the kind I wouldn’t eat if someone pulled it out at a tailgate
Margaritas come up to 40 oz. We got 8 and they came all at once. This waitress is strong as shit. I’m not trying to do math but there’s a good tequila ratio in here.
Enchiladas verde. I like the plate. Beans aight. Rice aight. Verde sauce is good. They missed the enchilada when they poured it on. Not the warmest in the middle.
Chile Colorado. Lol this shit looks like dog food. Taste like cube meat drizzled with A1 sauce and a lil paprika.
Tacos. Mid. I think these were supposed to be appetizers cause everyone’s else’s food is better than mine. I’m literally taking the dregs of the salsa and pouring it on. I like that wet taco. Let’s spoon some shipotle on. Wish the table had hot sauce
Bathrooms. Across from the “TRUCKIN ROOM By Jim and patty”. Doorknob pretty greasy. All the amenities if ever need. Like how they give a urinal option. Good water pressure on sink. Employees given ample instructions to wash hands
I feel like this was a BDSM experience because I’m full but it hurt me a lot to get here. Final thought. We keep asking for the check but they won’t bring it. I don’t know how much longer I can keep packing my wood here. I’m in packwood eating at a Mexican restaurant. This is about what I expect. 2.56/10
[Bend] Hola!
Bend OR cause it’s someone’s birthday. Stern but unclear instructions on where to sit. The ambiance is somewhere between a Ron Jon surf shop and a turtle sanctuary gift shop. I like the copper top on this table but I can smell it. I wonder how often the proprietors Polish this. Words on the menu are too spanish
Chips and salsa. Unconventional fantastic. There’s a green one with tomatillo maybe. Maybe it’s just Cilantro. orange one tastes like meat. There’s some Tajin in the bottom of my water cup. I’m probably responsible for this but I can’t be sure. Chip refills are very effective.
Waiter Is a friendly chap he told me to get a red cactus flavor margaritav pitcher so I am. Red cactus came with an orange slice like a blue moon. Maybe a little green onion stem too. salt and Tajin on the rim taking me on a ride.
Man this waiter is great but I don’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. I guess Off the menu you can order a Sancho to creep in your house with a bad knee and fuck your wife. I love this guy. People in bend are so friendly.
Sancho de La chancho - much bien. The tomato’s are juicy and hot. I can feel it. Will evaluate this later based on If I become a Sancho tonight
Lenguado camarones - this good shit. I feel like I’m pitbull on a transcontinental flight. Red onions and a bunch of sea critters. Every now and then I discover a new sea creature and I like it.
Enchiladas camarones - it’s alright. I give it a 4 out of 5. One star reduced because my fork is caca. Ya know all the ingredients are here but not cohesive. But I’m gonna be able to get through the night.
Salad with rice and chicken - not the most risky order. It feels healthy
Bowl of ceviche -a little limey. Fresh.
Chile rellano - thumb up. I really like they put corn inside it. Sauce is tangy but savory at the same time. I’m pretty happy.
Bathroom is outside the restaurant and you need a key to enter it. Seems like a lot of work to take a piss. I could in the same time go outside on a brick wall. Got sexually harassed in the bathroom by a man who looks like Ron Perlman. I don’t have much to say about this Bathroom overall was ok but not the best experience. I learned a lesson about being a lady in public
Overall 5.25/6.13 Sanchos. I am the Sancho and the sancho’d. The Sanchode.
[Richland] Inca Mexican Restaurant
This is the third restaurant I’ve tried to eat at tonight so here I am.
Bathrooms- they got a separate sound system in here playing Spanish R&B. Mens and womens restroom were easily distinguishable. There’s a circuit breaker about 3 ft away from the toilet. Why? I’m sure violates some kind of electrical code. If power goes out in the restaurant the man locked in here taking a shit is the only one capable of keeping the restaurant running. I can’t stop thinking about this. I like the tile work. Good flow on the faucets.
[Denver] Federales
After so reviewing so many shitty Mexican restaurants I’ve decided to review a place that actually slaps.
[Government Camp] The Taco Shoppe
Pre-lgaming we are trying to figure out what this places menu is like. The website has coupons and a gallery but no food list. Do I need to ...
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This places slogan “yes, we are open” brings me back to the happy memories of COVID lockdown. I roll up at 4 pm a couple Michelin ultras dee...
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I walk into 3 margarita I see rope and horn. The menu is laminated. The waiter gives us chips and says sole thing. Is it in English or Spani...