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I’m the patron Saint of modelo. This place looks too good for me. There is a happy endings portion of the menu. I’m getting one of the hepatitis tonight.
Lot of words on this menu that I know. The waitress shows up with a sparkler and some shots but we didn’t order them. I’m confused but this is ok
We ordered three jugs of joy which is one more than normal. Fuckin 200 dollars in tequila and they gave it to them bridesmaids next to us. Tastes like a margarita. Little humid?
Queso we got a lot of cheese but not a lot of things to put in the cheese. Guess I’m going in with my finger. Some dollar cravings toco bell shit. This some AI generated guac I think this just smashed avocado.
Assorted salsas good. They are special. Chips are fresh but not warm enough and could do better. Like a dodge charger. We ordered some blueberry cornbread idk how this Paula Deen shit is Mexican. Yeah tastes like cornbread
Bathrooms pretty good Cept they left the bleach out. Really kills the ambiance. Good water flow. Lotta surfaces in here you could change a baby on.
Flatiron steak. Now I got all this guac to myself. Steak a lil charred. I don’t like how they wrapped my tortillas in some fake newspaper This ain’t fish n chips.
Mushroom enchiladas. Better than most enchiladas. They don’t rely on chicken to carry the dish. Prefer a party pack from Taco Bell to this dish tho
Corn chowder also weird for a Mexican restaurant but pretty good. Chicken taco supposed to be good but this guy is trying to give them away.
Quesadillas are delicious. Pair well with wintergreen zyn. I
Birria tacos making a lot of introspection about whether tacos are supposed to come with cheese. They don’t and that’s ok I guess. Taxis slap tho.
Salmon is just good there’s nothing else to say
We are starting to argue really loudly in front of all these bridesmaid. Now I’m starting to yell. Got beans all over my shirt. I’m starting to spiral. Waitress can’t tell us where to go next tells us to check our phones. We’ll check your phone this place gets 5.8 /9.9
Epilogue. I threw up in the parking lot. Then went back into the restaurant and threw up there.
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