La lunchera veloz
The ol google pulled a switcharoo on me. Thought I was going to a restaurant called “restaurat la pasadia”, which I was drawn to because the 10 of the 13 google pictures were selfies of some dude in an Oakland raiders hat. I liked one of his photos and he took them all down though, some people just don’t wanna shine. I have a lot of questions about the decor and the quality of the HVAC work in this place
The proprietor of this place was very friendly. We were seated in a large empty ballroom.
Drinks: they don’t sell anything except Jaritos and beer and I really love it. Corona came with a lime and I really like it
Condiments: I like that they have tapatio but I would not eat anything that comes out of this hole. This is the kind of shit middle school kids in Florida dare each other to suck out of.
Carne asada. - looks straight up delectable. With my dirty ass hands I ate the shit out of this. 10/10 meat 5/10 rice and beans. Came with the spicy pepper
Burger - yo how does this random ass Mexican restaurant in Mattawa make the meanest looking burger I’ve seen in my life. This plate got a royal welcome. People straight up mad that they didn’t order a burger
Burrito- made my man happy. Green sauce for the side is some Tangy green good stuff. Food so good we ordered more. A burger with a purpose.
Quesadilla - “all of my hopes and dreams” they took the rice and beans before we finished them all; the table was crushed
They fed our vegetarian a meal with no vegetables. And she was extremely happy
Tacos: wanted to take them back for meal prepping. Couldn’t resist eating them here tho.
Enchiladas: not much to say, but good overall. Usually you get the mushed up beans, but these were like beans. Not refried. I’m not sure why. 8.3 out of 10.7
Really well proportioned. Great price. Meal and beer was less than $20.
I feel like I had a fever after leaving the shitter. was no
- toilet seat
- LIGHTS
- door knob
- Paper towels
You have to do your business in the darkness or leave the bathroom door open and have everyone watch you do your business like a disgusting animal. I have good aim but I don’t trust the average Mattawan to not piss wildly all over that place. My amigo needs to shit and there’s no TP :( but there is a nice dirty mop bucket in there. Soap quality and the flow rate on the sink were pretty stellar, but the lack of light left my hands nearly as dirty as they were when I walked in. They take no smoking pretty seriously here. There are more no smoking signs than “employees must wash hands” someone who enjoyed both bathrooms insisted the women’s room soap was of a lower quality than the men’s room soap
Women’s restroom is pretty nice I’ve been told.
Final thoughts - the best of Mattawa, Paulhub’s first winner
