Ensenada
After two days at sea we make it to Mexico
I got the Jesus on the cross tinnitus experience so we ordered some guac. Looks legit but we only got 7 chips. A lil spicy and Tasty but too much salt. The vibes here are not immaculate but it’s how it should be.
Next bar has no name and absolutely no electricity. There’s a guy selling garlic cloves on the street outside. I’m on my Wario shit so this is a good move. There’s some Good watching up here. A little guy with a whip. Had to use the ladies bathroom in the dark I could really use some silent disco headphones. These Mexican faucets are something else
Some tacos came up. First thoughts. Salsa is spicy and good Tex on the meat. Tortilla shell anove avg. they have a great habanero salsa. Views are excellent. I am in a solid
Stop 3 hossongs. Sounds like a Chinese place but this is it where the marg was invented. It’s good. I like the salt. It’s very positive. There’s a mariachi group performing in here. I threw an elbow at the maraca guy my mistake. Now I can’t get up to take a piss cause I’d upset the mariachi guy. Do I have to jump this table? This bathroom is in 1892. Why does this faucet have a condom on it
Anthony bordains tostada stand. It was ok I guess I took a selfie with the lady. I thought cod was white but I got a beef tartare or some shit.
Bar andluz - Mary immaculate 6th grade hurricane vibes. Bout to renew my faith in god over the mango marg. “Nothing is more terrifying than an adult Catholic convert”. To bring it all home I got a mexican glizzy. Soft bun. Ketchup lacks viscosity. It’s growing on me.
Ensenada Mexico overall 4.1/10. I feel bad for my friend who thought we were cruising to Cabo.
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