I’ve been having a whole lot of Tex lately and not enough mex. There is a sizzle on the wind in this place. all kinds of deals on the walls I’m trying to wrap my head around. Cups are noteworth
The ambiance in here is chaotic and the chairs are way too heavy. Music is a fuckin cacophony of baby talk and soprano singing like there’s a baby watching SAP cocomelon on an iPad. After a while I realize there is an actual baby watching an iPad and the music is pretty normal for a Mexican restaurant.
Some of this shit in the menu has been redacted They got a salsa bar on the back wall which I’m really excited about. They sent this lady with bad eyes out to check IDs.
Chips and beans. Chips are thick, pita-like and made in house. Taste like chips and beans. These beans got one ingredient beans. Guac gets an A. Salsa bar options are red and green both good with a kick. lot of challenges with these salsa receptacles.
Margarita is so big it reminds me of those fever dreams when things are the wrong size. could bob for apples in this thing. I think it’s hard for the human brain to comprehend the volume of fluids
Francisco Hurache. I ordered this cause I liked the name. The lettuce is too wet. This is good but I’m having a head time figuring out what I’m eating. Maybe it’s the margarita.
Carne asada. This looks mean. Got some good green sauce.
Enchiladas. It’s ok I don’t know why I got enchiladas. It’s good.
Chamorro. The pork is render and juicy and the handmade tortillas are parallel to none
Chile relleno. Came with a fresh towel. Tortillas amazing and sauce is excellent. A+
Birthday flan was good but cold
I need to talk about this waitress. She is so loud. Stern, but kind. A boss and a figure I can open up to. I can hear her from the bathroom and the parking lot. I want to highlight her parrot necklace.
Bathroom what the hell. Bad waste paper basket placement. There’s not enough legroom for a medium. Or large sized man in this stall. You gotta be 5’4 or under to shit in here.
An intense and tasty place. A rare win but the bathroom. 8.93/10.2
