Bend OR cause it’s someone’s birthday. Stern but unclear instructions on where to sit. The ambiance is somewhere between a Ron Jon surf shop and a turtle sanctuary gift shop. I like the copper top on this table but I can smell it. I wonder how often the proprietors Polish this. Words on the menu are too spanish
Chips and salsa. Unconventional fantastic. There’s a green one with tomatillo maybe. Maybe it’s just Cilantro. orange one tastes like meat. There’s some Tajin in the bottom of my water cup. I’m probably responsible for this but I can’t be sure. Chip refills are very effective.
Waiter Is a friendly chap he told me to get a red cactus flavor margaritav pitcher so I am. Red cactus came with an orange slice like a blue moon. Maybe a little green onion stem too. salt and Tajin on the rim taking me on a ride.
Man this waiter is great but I don’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. I guess Off the menu you can order a Sancho to creep in your house with a bad knee and fuck your wife. I love this guy. People in bend are so friendly.
Sancho de La chancho - much bien. The tomato’s are juicy and hot. I can feel it. Will evaluate this later based on If I become a Sancho tonight
Lenguado camarones - this good shit. I feel like I’m pitbull on a transcontinental flight. Red onions and a bunch of sea critters. Every now and then I discover a new sea creature and I like it.
Enchiladas camarones - it’s alright. I give it a 4 out of 5. One star reduced because my fork is caca. Ya know all the ingredients are here but not cohesive. But I’m gonna be able to get through the night.
Salad with rice and chicken - not the most risky order. It feels healthy
Bowl of ceviche -a little limey. Fresh.
Chile rellano - thumb up. I really like they put corn inside it. Sauce is tangy but savory at the same time. I’m pretty happy.
Bathroom is outside the restaurant and you need a key to enter it. Seems like a lot of work to take a piss. I could in the same time go outside on a brick wall. Got sexually harassed in the bathroom by a man who looks like Ron Perlman. I don’t have much to say about this Bathroom overall was ok but not the best experience. I learned a lesson about being a lady in public
Overall 5.25/6.13 Sanchos. I am the Sancho and the sancho’d. The Sanchode.
